Seinfill

I don't wanna be a lorem ipsum generator!

I have a friend who's unemployed—he's collecting unemployment insurance. This guy has never worked so hard in his life as he has to keep this thing going. He's down there every week, waiting on the lines and getting interviewed and making up all these lies about looking for jobs. If they had any idea of the effort and energy that he is expending to avoid work, I'm sure they'd give him a raise. I've never seen someone do such a tremendous job, not working.

by @monroryan