Seinfill

I don't wanna be a lorem ipsum generator!

And a woman can go, 'First of all, if you think meeting me for a half hour on my lunch break for a small yogurt, no topping, is going to hold up as a date in front of that board you can forget it. Not to mention calling me 'honey' before the end of the three-week endearment moratorium period. That's a misdemeanor, you know.'

by @monroryan