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That's why I think we need some sort of sexual rulebook where it's written down and agreed upon, a sexual standard dating procedure. If there are any problems, you simply refer to it and go, 'Look honey, I'm very sorry, but we've been out three times and according to Article 7, Section 5, there's got to be some physical contact, as you can see right there. Otherwise I will report you to the board and they can put out a warrant for an embrace.'
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